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A guy suspected that his wife was cheating him. So he hired a Chinese
detective... the cheapest one he could find.

This is his report:

Most honourable Sir,

You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave
house. I follow.
He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with
me. I fell off tree. I no see.

No fee

Cheng Lee